Monday 24 November 2014

MINI POST; LOVE IN THE KINGDOM


She wasn't the most beautiful bride the kingdom had ever set their eyes on. If superficial beauty was the only criteria used to get grooms then she would have died a lonely old maid. That's not to take anything from her. Mama Mboga actually had a shouting figure consisting of a prominent sitting area and giant milk makers. She had an inner beauty and radiated so much warmth. Perhaps that's why she was getting married to the second most powerful man and heir apparent to the Vultures’ kingdom.
Baroson, soon to be Lord Rungu Jnr, had been hit by the thunderbolt. The thunderbolt was an intense and passionate love. Most men lived their life without ever feeling that way about another person. They were of course excited and a little jealous of their soon to be leader.

It was always said that the way to a man's heart is through good food and good sex. Mama Mboga had a large sukuma wiki plantation and her prowess in the bedroom was something no one could doubt. After all Lord Rungu Jnr couldn't have been screaming during the nights for fear of the dark.

On the big day nothing was put to chance, no effort was spared. The king’s head of security Cpt Omsa screened all and sundry while paying particular attention. After all the kings enemies were not asleep. Wanyonyi Wamalwa the village bodaboda man made trips ferrying passengers in his old rickety bicycle. Boka was at his comical best, entertaining the king’s guest with dedication hitherto unseen. Mabangi and Shakes ensured the guests supply of good weed was uninterrupted while prosecutor Kartel Sumu brought gallons upon gallons of the traditional keg Guinness brew. The polish propagandist was at his philosophical best. It was a great day to be alive. Never had love been so sweet.

Whereas Lord Rungu wasn't the biggest fan of the wedding, (he had openly showed he wanted his son to get married to Teacher Reza, the Swahili teacher with a mellow voice), his son had chosen and he had to bless the union. Not that he personally didn’t like Mama Mboga. What was not to like in his new daughter in law? He had even gotten used to the daily nocturnal noises.Lord Rungu Jnr was after all a Rungu by blood.

The bride looked unrecognizable in the well-fitting royal gown. She radiated so much warmth. Even the groom himself was surprised by the radiance his bride oozed.

Shehe Kitivo Okumu was just about to declare the union complete when a man appeared claiming that Mama Mboga was actually his wife of seven years. The man was Yahya and from his face he was either a very good actor or he was severely distraught. Either way there would be no wedding.

The Njuri Ncheke had yet another case to deliberate on;even before settling the case against Boka J Makaburi

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